Rihanna.

So, Rihanna's prancing about in this field, in Bangor, County Down, in her under-crackers.  And this farmer comes up and tells her to put her clothes on.  " I thought it was inappropriate, " sez he.  "  Well, I think creatonism, homophobia, mysogony, racism, bigotry, kiddie-fiddling, and blowing people the fuck up's a bit inappropriate, you one-toothed banjo-plucking dungaree-wearing cousin-fucking dimwit! " sez I.

Yeah, yeah, I know.  I'm going to Hell.